To Discovery!

First their was Ponce De Leon. And Columbus. Now, there's my friend Shelley.

While wandering aimlessly around her house last night, she discovered something she had never seen before- a closet. One may wonder why such a large, obvious object had never gone noticed, especially given that Shelley has lived in her place for nearly a year.

But discovery has a certain prestige, and there is no use diminishing the power of new real estate. I am told the closet will be used to "store things"- a brilliant idea from Miss Shelley. I just hope she doesn't bring small pox to whoever currently lives there.

-Dave