Is that the Breast you can do?

A funny headline caught my eye the other day: "Playboy bunnies hop on horse issue" (Politico 7/26). I had to read it several times to make sure that I had it down correctly (cut off the last word and you really have a good story!).

Sure enough, the Barbi Twins of centerfold fame have been advocating for the "Restore our American Mustangs Act," which passed through the House of Representatives recently. The act allocates stronger regulations and more land to protect wild horses in the American West. And while there are certainly more pressing issues facing our country, this is a good thing.

The oppositions to the bill were not particularly stunning, nor was the commentary in support of it. But I was a little amazed at the framing of the article.

Does it really matter that Playboy bunnies were in support of this? Does it even matter that Playboy bunnies hold any viewpoints at all?

Do you think that you might have seen the article "Billy Thomas of Davenport, Iowa hops on horse issue"? Or "Jane Doe of Sioux Falls, South Dakota hops on horse issue"? Of course not. So why are these nude models dignified in the "Top Stories" section of Politico? It seems that revealing your breasts is your ticket to both being seen and being heard. And I can't think of too many things I would less rather put a microphone in front of.

In Politico's frame, this is only a story because of the Playboy bunnies. And that is frustrating, disappointing, stupid, and remarkably inconsequential. From now on, if I see "Playboy Bunnies" in the title, it better look something like this:

"Playboy Bunnies negotiate peace deal between Israel and Palestine"

"Playboy Bunnies develop carbon-neutral fuel source available immediately"

"Playboy Bunnies thwart hostile takeover of African village"

and, of course...

"Playboy Bunnies hop on horse"

-Dave

Shaw-pping around

Just went grocery shopping at the local Shaw's.

As I was walking down the aisle to purchase some chocolate bunnies, I couldn't help but notice the advertisement playing over the loudspeaker:

"Come to Shaw's, where the prices are always low and the selection is always great!", in that deep, soothing announcer voice...

Kindof interesting. You would think that the people pushing carts around the Shaw's would not need to hear that message- that they are already pretty locked in being a Shaw's customer. Given that, you know, they are already there and all that. I certainly wasn't planning on doing my shopping anywhere else this evening.

Do a lot of people fill a cart with food and then decide to go to another store?

Its almost like the advertisements for Delta airlines that you get when you are already buckled in on the plane... Or maybe its just building up a relationship with the consumer so that they are less frustrated when the next salmonella outbreak from Shaw's peanut butter claims the life of their child.

Any ideas?

-Dave