Monday, May 11, 2009

Are those new slacks: Part II


Today is Raw's birthday. He is 26 years old. All of the sudden, 30 doesn't seem that far off. Neither does 40... and 50. In honor of the excitement of it all, I bought Raw one of those cataract calculators with extra large numbers so he can calculate how many brain cells he has lost since his birth more than a quarter of a century ago.

I have also decided to list a few memorable statistics...

- Mount Everest has grown 5.2 feet since Raw was born
- Raw has been alive for nearly 33% of Dick Clark's life.
- Ronald Reagan was president when Raw was born.
- Raw is twice as old as the youngest teenager (which most assuredly makes his affinity for them unethical and immoral)

...Happy birthday, old buddy. You're not over the hill yet, but you may be getting a few nose bleeds from the climb.

-Dave

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