Public Alley #2

A friend of mine, let's call her... Lady Topinos, sent me this text message Tuesday night.

So i may or may not
have just pooped in
a paper bag in an
alley by the office
and when i stood up
two waiters were
standing there
smoking on their
break. i ran

Isn't that a bag of laughs.
This kind of shit happens to her all the time.
Okay, I'll stop talking crap about her.

-Raw