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LIVE ON FRIDAY APRIL 3rd!

***Last UPDATE 1:07am (sat)***

Dave's on a mission tonight folks. He is on a date with, not one, but TWO Wellseley girls at the annual semi-formal. Afterwords he will be attending a frat party at MIT. This can only become one things ladies and gentlemen... awkward as fuck. David will be posting message (via cellphones, PDA's and yours truly) through out the night. Stay tuned for up to the minute updates on the shenanigans.


7:30 Train ride over. Nothing too awkward yet. sitting next to old man who keeps looking at my crotch

9:30 Pregaming in dorm Saw a girl in underwear. got stared at. owning shit. drunk

9:52 Urinated in womans bathroom. Made sure to put seat back down

10:18 Okay we just got to the "dance". Just 1000 women sitting around talking about "gayest socity on campus". HAHAHAHA 3 other men here. Not sure about the other one

10:53 AWK count: 4 people have refused to make eye contact...
DJ is playing Beyonce "all the single ladies" HA!

11:13 Grinded up on 2 girls. Don't they think liked it. Dude winked at me. I so belong here.

12:21 Frat Party at MIT just got busted. Frat guys (ish) and cops. Hillarious combo. Lots of math. And tiny penises

12:25 rent-a-cops guarding entrance did not take kindly to rent-a-cop joke. discussing plan b

12:29 just got snuck in the back door. There is a large fake gorilla in the entry way. Kind of strange. it's awesome in a weird way.

12:30 Finally was more dudes. They are extra honry and extra douchey. One guy has no sleeves. I think he likes math

12:40 Top floor of frat, guys pretending to smoke weed. Like 9 girls wearing white undershirts. If babie will be made they will be smart and trampy.

12:46 hahaha not kidding this is unreal. Stupidest people ever. one just said her name for a toast. wow

12:52 just made a toast to pi. everyone loves math here.

1:07 UV blue shots and hits of weed! I think one dude has a pony tail. Tell me you are getting this